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pussy rock

a particularly gay genre of rock and roll where either the song matter or the members of the band are effeminate marcy playound

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werk

what people with real jobs do about 60% of the day;what people with jobs but without a high school diploma do;what someone does when they can't define their occupation. Usually accompanied with a...

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smarts

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart "I'm smarts."

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slashdot

A website visited by tech monkeys which posts articles of geek interest from other sites and encourages discussion of said articles. As a verb: When a web site seriously disabled or compromised by the...

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hot beef injection

Medical care for the cattle kind This cow needs a hot beef injection quickly

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erection

The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example. This damn erection just won't go down, im...

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Cheesy

In relation for video games, someone who uses unfair or repetative methods to win a game. "Man, you're so cheesy!"

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Shin Gouki

Secret character in the Capcom video game Street Fighter Alpha 2. Anybody who uses him is considered cheesy. "Man would you stop fucking using those double air fireballs!"

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funkindown

smokin weed. see buffin ass smirkin dirties or funkin on that funky toobus I was funkindown last night and i was as high as fuck

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midget

abnormally small limbs and torso but unbeleivably large head and forehead. The are surprisingly strong they have all the strength of ten men compressed in to their little midget body look at that...

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mop

fucking the mop, the dirtiest hairy kid ever. He's looking at me right now and being dirty. Plays counterstrike all day. Also says he likes to take it up the ass or something like that. look at that...

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whoop the whoop

To cry "whoop" in as a crazed war cry. Run Jonny, We're fucked now, I just heard the Mafia "Whoop the whoop"

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side-ways sloppy joe

clitoris, pussy, etc. I could really go for a slideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole....pink taco?

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pillow friends

Lesbians. Seen in novel Path of Daggers, Robert Jordan. Quote from memory: It's none of my business that you two spend so much time together, for all I know you could be pillow friends.

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Kitosho

Definately cooler than Aaron. I want Kitosho to have my babies!

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gmbo

Giggiling my butt off! lol!! rofl!! gmbo!!

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Jersey

The Best State ever where only the strong survive Yea im from Jersey, I can kick ur ass any day or i can get the mafia to do it for me

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Lavendar Lad

Noun: a male who is outwardly homophobic because he is secretly homosexual. You know eminem is a lavendar lad.

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Paper Billy

Noun: a person who's characterisitcs seem good on paper, but in reality are quite annoying. ex: a sensitive man- on paper, he seems ideal, however, in reality he's a spoiled brat who lacks bravery....

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Icicle

A mixed drink consisting of peppermint scnapps and ginger-ale. I'd like 2 icicles please.

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Drugstore

adjective: Being generic or steryotypical. Often associated with being a poser. Blink 182, Sum 41, and Greenday are all examples of drugstore punk. Avril lavigne is such a drugstore punk.

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Easy-Mac

A quick and meaningless crush as a means to fulfill an emotional need, Often on a fictional character. My boyfrend dumped me, I think I need some easy-mac. OMG! Wolverine is so easy-mac!

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Mentard

Adjective: Mixing the two words: mental and retard. Often describing a person who is either an idiot or a lunatic. Bob's such a mentard for hitting on brittany speares!

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Rez Evil

A short-hand term for Resident Evil. Adjective: Having qualities which are reminiscent of the video game Resident Evil This haunted house is so rez evil!

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Boce

Noun: one who is mentally slow. synnonym: Idiot Stop being a Boce, rob!

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baybay

A fat baby was it called? "Baybay"

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poosel

A really really cool person who i LOVE to death... literally That poosel is da bomb!!

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manticipation

The anticipation for sex or any romantic encounter with a man: "man"+"anticipation"= manticipation! She manticipated their next date for days- she wanted him bad!

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monkey

smelly, squirmy, jumpy, fidgety, lovable, baby Aaron The monkey made silly noises until the keeper gave him his candy.

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Shovel

relating to, or slang for, the penis. dude, let go of my shovel

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served

Having been given food. "You got served. Enjoy your meal, sir."

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ankylosing spondylitis

A type of arthritis that primarily affects the spine and sacroiliac joints. Tendons and ligaments may become inflamed where they attach to the bone. Advanced forms may result in formation of bony...

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nig nog

a world unknown either north or south is it north or south from seattle and do they make their own beer

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Sweeeeet

When sweet isn't good enough, expression of EXTREME content You just Aced your final! Sweeeeet!

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American Eagle

1. the bird used as a symbol of the United States 2. A clothing store located in many different shopping malls. People buy stuff there. 1. Look how beautiful that eagle looks in its natural habitat!!...

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yap

verb To talk noisily or stupidly; jabber noun The mouth: Shut your yap noun A stupid, crude, or loud person. Until Ja started yappin' in magazines how we stabbed him Fuck it 50 smash 'em, mash 'em and...

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bean cap

to get fucked in the ass and then lick the shit off the penis John fucked Jenny in the ass and she totally gave him a bean cap!

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PacMan

Drug Dealer: One who sells "pac's" of drugs usually crack/cocaine. See Beanie Siegal's album "the truth". I am the pacman slang more dope then a physician, got those power pellets to fry the sickest...

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marriage

Suicide in it's worst form. Jerry: Dude, Ben committed marriage yesterday. Joe: Holy shit dude. Well, so much for hanging out with ben.

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cardboard personality

A one-dimensional person. Someone who has no depth to them whatsoever. Paris Hilton has a cardboard personality.

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AIM

The newest way to hate your friends since actual communication. Also, the best way to hide your actual identity. Beeblebrox1337: Dude, you are lame. Deathapefornicator: I know.

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vibrator

El Enemigo!! (the enemy in spanish) The antithesis to the male penis. Your ex-girlfriend: Yeah, I dumped him, alright. But hey, I gotta vibrator.

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negakewl

1) The opposite of kewl, that being 3 polish circus performers hailing a cab on a raft made up of hollowed out dinosaurs bones in the middle of the red sea, and one of the performers is 96.3% lithium....

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hey

chicken broth for a soup---european put some hey in the pot

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mad ogerish

displaying the properties of an oger. ie. huge, large, often hairy, or extreme cases of obesity derived from the famous term Mad niggerish this mad ogerish mafucker came out so we peeled

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fehroku

feh-ro-ku comes from a created language called "Tsukitsu", it means commonor. It is equivalent to the latin word plebian and the british word chav. "Feh" is condescending particle while "Roku" means...

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Council Flat

A council flat is the british equavalent of the projects in america. They are government housing built for the poor. Chavs only live in council flats.

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pedophile

Someone who can't resist the charms of a younger person. An older person who is sexually attracted to a younger person Ten Roy Mustang Micheal Jackson

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